How Old Is A Kitten If His Ears Aren’T Up And He Has No Teeth?

A: Kittens don’t lose their baby teeth until they’re 4 months old.

Q: What kind of animal has THREE toes on each foot?

A: A centipede.

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?

A: He was looking for his shadow.

Q: How do you get a pig to drink milk? take two cups and place one in front of him with a bowl underneath, then take away the cup that is in front.