How To Help A Scared Kitten?

“Oh, it’s not so bad. It’s just that I don’t really know what to do about this situation at all. The poor thing is terrified of me. He keeps running away from me when I try to pick him up or play with him. And he doesn’t want anything near his face, either! What am I supposed to do? How should I approach this? Shouldn’t you be helping me with this problem instead of throwing these questions back at me like a bunch of chopped liver? Or are you too busy looking for them puppies again—which reminds me…I hope they didn’t get lost because we had such a hard time getting them in the first place…They cost us $80 bucks each and now one has gone missing along with both their mother and father! That little rascal was worth every cent but now we have no idea where she went or how much trouble she could put us through if she gets into any more trouble! She might even go right back home without telling anyone where she got off to cause lots of mischief which could include breaking things . That girl is always doing something wrong—and thanks to her shenanigans, one thing leads right on top of another until everything falls apart around our ears—just like last night when the lamp broke after the cat decided to crash through my window curtains (it started raining outside)!! Ughh!!! Anyway…when will you