When Can You Bathe A Kitten?

It’s not a problem. I have all the time in the world.

When can you bathe a kitten? It’s not a problem. I have all the time in the world. What do you call a girl with no arms and legs, but great tits? A babe!

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs, but great tits? A babe! Why did God make women when he was drunk one night He had to drink from every well in town to get them back for him…

Why did God make women when he was drunk one night He had to drink from every well in town to get them back for him… “Mother,” said little Theodore, “I don’t want any more soup.” “You’re going into that room,” his mother replied calmly, “and I’m going into that room after you.” She stumped up two flights of stairs only seconds later clutching her head in pain as she howled: ‘Oh my god!! My baby is gone!” But she couldn’t hear what little Theodore whispered through tears: “I’m right behind you…” The door slammed shut before anyone could follow her example..

“Mother,” said little Theodore, “I don’t want any more soup.” His mother replied calmly, She stumped up two flights of stairs only seconds later clutching her head in pain as she howled: ‘Oh my god!! My baby is gone!” But she couldn’t hear what little