When Is A Cat Not A Kitten?

When it’s a feline lady.

What’s the difference between an insurance salesman and a homicidal maniac? You can always get another policy.

I have one major regret in life, I should have married my mother, but she refused to let me call her Mother so I got stuck with step-mother instead.

Don’t miss opportunities for learning; they come only once in your lifetime – if ever!