When Will A Kitten Open Its Eyes?

A: When its time comes.

Q: Why do kitties sleep with their eyes half open? A: So they won’t miss anything. Q: How many cat’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but he has to turn around three times before leaving the room! Q: What is the difference between a black cat and the dark side of the moon? A: The sun shines through once in awhile. Q : what’s brown and white and goes under your bed at night? A : Mommy-cat ,she eats mice!! (86)